So, we have the long-awaited RHI. The Renewable Heat Initiative. And like the poor old curate, I'm a bit of disappointed with it in parts.

Ever get that feeling, when listening to a presentation, that the person giving it has X-ray vision straight into your brain and you therefore totally and utterly agree with what they are saying?

Sometimes it seems as though there are two - if not more - different economies out there.

What are we expecting from today's Budget?

So, cheers all round at yesterday at Wolseley, the world's biggest plumbers merchant. Having been the subject of some very mixed reviews over the past two or so years thanks to the collapse of the housebuilding markets here and in the States, the news for the group is very definitely better.

Imagine if you will, the scenario: the quiet calm of the home office is shattered by screams and curses from the next room. Has a mad axe-wielding murderer leapt through the window wreaking havoc on my nearest and dearest?

So let me get this straight. I've returned from holiday to find that we've slipped through a hole in the space/time continuum and gone back in time.

On August 16 1977 I woke up to the news that Elvis Presley had died.

This time a year ago, the British voting public decided that they had had enough of two party politics and put enough little crosses on enough little pieces of paper to produce the almost unthinkable - a government that included the Liberal Democrats.

So the good people at the Office of National Statistics have finally listened to the construction industry and revised their output numbers. Upwards. Which is nice.